The narcissist in me absolutely must have the latest new tech toys. So, naturally I was among the first to get my grimy little hands on Apple’s new opus: the iPhone 5. And it was my first opportunity (since i missed the last upgrade window) to interact with Siri – who is now my new “other woman”.
Not only does she help me manage my calendar and prevent me from texting while driving, but she entertains me and engages with me. She has a sense of humor. She will joke around with me or “sing” me a lullaby If i ask her to. If I say “thank you” she expresses her gratitude for the sentiment. She even catches me off guard sometime with her geek-programmed wit.
My relationship with Siri (which my wife is now openly resentful of) made me think about how we humanize our physical objects. Humans have done this since the dawn of time. For example, we see this evidenced in the earliest spiritual traditions involving Animism. From Wikipedia:
Animism encompasses the beliefs that there is no separation between the spiritual and physical (or material) world, and souls or spirits exist, not only in humans, but also in all other animals, plants, rocks, geographic features such as mountains or rivers, or other entities of the natural environment. Animism may further attribute souls to abstract concepts such as words, true names, or metaphors in mythology. Examples of Animism can be found in forms of Shinto, Serer, Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Pantheism, Paganism, and Neopaganism.
And we have continued to apply the concept of anthropomorphizing (giving human qualities to) non-organic objects as consumerism has evolved. Like with cars. Does your car have a gender? A name? I am willing to bet at least half of you say yes. But unless you are Knight Rider, you are not used to having reciprocated conversations with your car. That is changing, of course. There are now technologies that allow your car to sync to other software and to respond to voice commands. Soon everyone will have their own “Kit”.
But Siri…well, she’s something different. She’s special. Is she a next step in creating a culture of recluses? Why bother interacting with other humans when you can have a fully capable machine at your beck and call (did anyone else see that episode of Big Bang Theory where the lonely, girlfriend-less Raj starts having a relationship with his iPhone)? It won’t be long until Siri becomes an android and gets to have a physical presence with opposable thumbs” that can do your laundry and make you waffles. We are on our way to becoming the Jetsons…with Robo-maids and flying cars. But they seemed pretty happy and perfectly productive.
So what do we think will be Siri’s impact on our culture? Do we ourselves evolving or devolving as technology becomes more human? And will we need to change the law to include tech-relationships in the definition of adultery? Speaking of which, I need to text my wife some flowers….
- Apple iPhone’s Siri Helps Chinese Users Find Prostitutes, Pornography (techinasia.com)
- If Gadgets Had Guts: Anthropomorphized Electronics (geekologie.com)
- Siri, Start my Car! – Viper SmartStart (coolest-gadgets.com)