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THIS JUST IN OVER A YEAR LATER: SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR ANOTHER SHOCKING CRIME OF HILARITY!
Last night after a very long day of dealing with the laughable nuances of client service work, an email came through from one of my Canadian coworkers with this headline: Canadian crime story: Police probing Quebec maple syrup heist worth up to $30-million.
The email trail between a couple of folks went this way:
Canadian team member:
“Serious journalism here guys.
From The Globe and Mail:
Police probing Quebec maple syrup heist worth up to $30-million
Via The Globe and Mail news app for BlackBerry”
U.S. team Member:
“This heist is on par with the 1975 robbery at Willie Wonka’s chocolate factory when 300,000 tons of chocolate was siphoned off from the chocolate river.”
Canadian team member:
“We also had an issue with the Hamburgler in the 70s. Tough up here.”
U.S…
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